How could he neglect to mention his siblings and cousins, Brie, Roquefort, Pont-l’Évêque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carre-de-L’Est, Boursin, Bresse-Bleu, Perle de Champagne, and Camembert?

ETA: I don’t know why this comic didn’t go up, it was just sitting in the queue with an error message “MISSED SCHEDULE.” Like, what the heck, website? Publish the thing.